Rave News - Article Listings

Article Listings - News Stories

	Wednesday April 17th, 2019 SAN FRANCISCO'S DILDO COUTURE IS A SYMBOL OF THE NEW GLOBAL FAITH
	Monday April 15th, 2019 FEATURED COUPLES THAT FIST EACH OTHER STAY TOGETHER CLAIMS SCIENTIST
	Tuesday February 5th, 2019 HOBO BOXING IS INCREDIBLY POPULAR WITH RAVERS
	Friday February 1st, 2019 ONLY THE MILITARY CAN STOP RAVERS FROM GOUGING OUT EYEBALLS
	Saturday January 19th, 2019 FEATURED POLICE LIBERATE DOZENS FROM PROMOTER'S OKTOBERFEST THEMED SEX DUNGEON
	Friday January 11th, 2019 SORRY RAVERS, BUT YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE COLOUR OF YOUR EYES BY STARING AT THE SUN
	Monday January 7th, 2019 FEATURED MOST TEENS WOULD RATHER PLAY MINECRAFT THAN HAVE SEX
	Sunday January 6th, 2019 FEATURED PARENTS ARE HIRING RAVE MENTORS TO TEACH THEIR KIDS HOW TO PARTY
	Saturday January 5th, 2019 FEATURED HOUSE RENT PARTIES ARE MAKING A COMEBACK
	Monday December 31st, 2018 CELEBRATE THE YEAR IN RAVING AT THE 2019 METHY AWARDS
	Tuesday December 25th, 2018 FEATURED WHY ARE RAVERS STEALING URINAL CAKES FROM RESTROOMS?
	Monday December 24th, 2018 FEATURED RAVER NEARLY DECAPITATES GIRLFRIEND AFTER SHE REFUSES TO WATCH RICK & MORTY
	Friday December 21st, 2018 FEATURED BILLCORE ROCKS AMERICA AS TEENS LOOK TO BILL GATES FOR FASHION INSPIRATION
	Thursday December 20th, 2018 FEATURED PROMOTER BREAKS UP RIVAL'S MARRIAGE BY SEDUCING HIS WIFE & DAUGHTER
	Wednesday December 19th, 2018 DRINKING LEAN WILL MAKE YOU STERILE
	Tuesday December 18th, 2018 NUN FANTASIES ARE THE NUMBER ONE RAVER FETISH
	Thursday December 6th, 2018 RAVE PROMOTER DIES IN HORRIFIC DIY SEX TOY ACCIDENT
	Tuesday November 6th, 2018 FEATURED FOUL SMELL LEADS INVESTIGATORS TO WAREHOUSE FULL OF RAVERS
	Thursday September 20th, 2018 MARXIST DANCE CLUB SHUTS DOWN AFTER RUNNING OUT OF ALCOHOL
	Wednesday September 19th, 2018 THIS DJ’S TAMPON ARTISTRY IS EARNING RAVE REVIEWS
	Monday September 17th, 2018 MONTREAL’S FAMOUS HOT-DOG MAN STABBED OUTSIDE RAVE
	Friday September 14th, 2018 40% OF RAVERS ARE NAMED KYLE CLAIMS A SHOCKING NEW STUDY
	Thursday September 13th, 2018 HEALTH PROFESSIONALS ARE FREAKING OUT OVER VAGINAL SNACKING
	Tuesday September 11th, 2018 THE GOVERNMENT THINKS RAVER POOP CAN SAVE LIVES — AND THEY’RE RIGHT!
	Sunday September 9th, 2018 YOUNG WOMEN ARE CUTTING OFF THEIR LABIA AND TURNING THEM INTO NECKLACES
	Tuesday August 28th, 2018 ABUSIVE FATHER FORCED DAUGHTER TO MAKE PSYTRANCE MUSIC
	Friday August 17th, 2018 FEATURED 37 YEAR OLD BALDING RAVE PROMOTERS MAKE THE BEST LOVERS CLAIMS NEW STUDY
	Thursday August 16th, 2018 BARTENDER ARRESTED AFTER STICKING HIS PIECE IN HIS DATE’S CAT
	Wednesday August 15th, 2018 FEATURED RAVERS WILL SNORT COCAINE NEXT WEEK IN SOLIDARITY WITH COLUMBIAN REFUGEES
	Saturday August 11th, 2018 FEATURED SHE WAS GOING TO SLEEP WITH HIM -- BUT THEN HE OFFERED HER MONEY!
	Wednesday August 8th, 2018 FEATURED DOES FIST FIGHTING IMPROVE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS?
	Monday August 6th, 2018 FEATURED RAVE PROMOTER ORGANIZED FAKE FOOD DRIVE
	Friday August 3rd, 2018 CHIPTUNE, THE OFFICIAL MUSIC OF INCELS, HAS ITS COMING OUT PARTY
	Tuesday July 31st, 2018 FEATURED MOM ARRESTED FOR PIMPING DAUGHTER AT TRAP PARTY
	Monday July 30th, 2018 RAVERS MAULED AT PITBULL PARTY
	Friday July 27th, 2018 RAVER SERVED BOYFRIEND'S REMAINS AT FAMILY BBQ
	Thursday July 26th, 2018 FEATURED PSYTRANCE DJ SCREAMS "I AM GROOT" AFTER BEING IMPALED BY TREE
	Tuesday July 24th, 2018 ONLY ONE PERSON SHOWED UP TO THIS HAPPY HARDCORE RAVE
	Tuesday July 17th, 2018 RAVERS CHASED OUT OF SMALL TOWN BY ANGRY MOB
	Friday July 13th, 2018 FEATURED MAJORITY OF FEMALE HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATES ARE CAM GIRLS
	Wednesday July 11th, 2018 POLICE OFFICER ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS RAVER DURING DONK SET
	Monday July 9th, 2018 TEDDY BEAR METH LORD MOM ARRESTED IN ETOBICOKE
	Friday July 6th, 2018 FEATURED DJ ARRESTED AFTER TRADING HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR KETAMINE
	Wednesday July 4th, 2018 WHY DO BROOKLYN HIPSTERS LOVE ADULT DIAPERS?
	Friday June 29th, 2018 FEATURED ONE OUT OF FOUR AMERICANS UNDER 25 HAS A POKÉMON FETISH
	Wednesday June 27th, 2018 POPULARITY OF NIPPLE INJECTIONS WORRIES DOCTORS
	Monday June 25th, 2018 FEATURED HIPPIE KICKED OUT OF PSYTRANCE PARTY FOR BEING TOO OLD
	Wednesday June 20th, 2018 STRIPCLUB OWNER UNDER FIRE FOR BRINGING DAUGHTER TO WORK
	Monday June 18th, 2018 DJ ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH PROMOTER'S DOG
	Friday June 15th, 2018 MORE YOUNG MEN ARE PROSTITUTES THAN EVER BEFORE
	Wednesday June 13th, 2018 NEW YORK DANCE CLUB WILL GENETICALLY SCREEN ITS GUESTS
	Monday June 11th, 2018 FEATURED MAN PRETENDS TO BE SUICIDAL TO PICK UP WOMEN
	Saturday June 9th, 2018 UNION WANTS TEACHERS TO SELL DRUGS TO STUDENTS
	Tuesday June 5th, 2018 ONLINE NIHILISTS CELEBRATE POPULARITY OF OVERDOSE PARTIES
	Friday June 1st, 2018 FEATURED RELIGIOUS GROUPS BLAME UNISEX BATHROOMS FOR TEENAGE PREGNANCIES
	Tuesday May 29th, 2018 FEATURED DOCTORS ARE WORRIED THAT MOST FEMALE RAVERS HAVE SLEPT WITH A DRUG DEALER
	Tuesday October 31st, 2017 FEATURED HAPPY HARDCORE HAS A HUGE MALE PROSTITUTION PROBLEM
	Monday October 30th, 2017 PHILANTHROPIST WANTS TO BUILD FLEET OF DRIVERLESS SLIZZURP-MOBILES
	Thursday October 26th, 2017 RETIRED DRUG CARTEL CAPO RESURFACES IN IBIZA AS HAPPY HARDCORE DJ
	Tuesday October 24th, 2017 FEATURED SNOT POTATO: THE HOT NEW PARTY GAME FROM SAN FRANCISCO
	Saturday October 21st, 2017 CAN ECOSEXUALS SAVE THE WORLD?
	Wednesday October 18th, 2017 WOMEN WHO TAKE KETAMINE ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE CAB DRIVERS
	Monday October 16th, 2017 FEATURED IS CARDBOARD CLOTHING THE FUTURE OF RAVER FASHION?
	Thursday October 12th, 2017 STUDY: EX-RAVERS MORE LIKELY TO SUFFER FROM DEMENTIA IN OLD AGE
	Friday October 6th, 2017 MANY PARENTS NOW INSIST ON WATCHING THEIR CHILDREN LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY
	Wednesday October 4th, 2017 FEATURED SEATTLE COULD LEGALIZE PUBLIC DEFECATION BECAUSE OF RAVERS
	Monday October 2nd, 2017 IS THE SILICON VALLEY HANDSHAKE THE FUTURE OF SOCIAL GREETINGS?
	Wednesday September 27th, 2017 PORNSTEP DJ NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
	Monday September 25th, 2017 SOLOGAMY TAKES OFF AS THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS MARRY THEMSELVES
	Wednesday September 20th, 2017 DJ IN HIDING AFTER PIMP VIDEO GOES VIRAL
	Monday September 18th, 2017 FEATURED SHOULD YOU PAINT VAGINAS ON YOUR NAILS?
	Saturday September 16th, 2017 FEATURED STUDY: GIRLS CAN ACTUALLY DJ
	Thursday September 14th, 2017 FEATURED WOMAN KEEPS RAMMING HER HEAD INTO BOYFRIEND’S FIST
	Tuesday September 12th, 2017 FEATURED BLUE WAFFLE OUTBREAK RATTLES BOSTON
	Sunday September 10th, 2017 FEATURED BELOVED PARTY ORGANIZER BRINGS 15 YEAR OLD GIRL TO STRIP CLUB
	Tuesday August 15th, 2017 GERMAN SLIP AND SLIDE SEMEN PARTY SET TO CONQUER TORONTO
	Tuesday July 25th, 2017 FEATURED POOR RAVER GIRLS SELL THEIR FEET TO PAY RENT
	Sunday January 22nd, 2017 FEATURED HOLLYWOOD EMBRACES PEDOSEXUAL LIBERATION MOVEMENT
	Thursday January 19th, 2017 ARE HEROIN DEALERS DOING GOD'S WORK?
	Tuesday January 17th, 2017 FEATURED SINGLE MOTHER’S DRUG EMPIRE GIVES HOPE TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE
	Monday January 16th, 2017 FEATURED WHY ARE RAVERS ADDICKTED TO DICK?
	Wednesday May 25th, 2016 FEATURED MONTREAL TO SHUT DOWN RAVERCAB SERVICE
	Tuesday May 24th, 2016 PROMOTER GETS KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN PARTY
	Monday May 23rd, 2016 FEATURED DRUG COLLECTING POPULAR AMONG RICH DEVIANTS
	Friday May 20th, 2016 HARPISTS ARE IN, DJS ARE OUT AT CLUBS ACROSS MONTREAL
	Wednesday May 4th, 2016 FEATURED NEW YORK DJ ARRESTED FOR PLAYING FUCK THA POLICE DURING RAVE RAID
	Tuesday May 3rd, 2016 YOU'LL LOSE YOUR HEAD AT THIS AXE THROWING PARTY!
	Friday April 29th, 2016 FEATURED A NETWORK OF PEDOPHILE PROMOTERS IS TARGETING UNDER AGED RAVERS
	Thursday April 28th, 2016 HOLY CRAP! POLICE RAID RAPE RACE CAVE RAVE
	Wednesday April 27th, 2016 FEATURED THIS MONTREAL CLUB IS POWERED BY ABORTED BABIES
	Tuesday April 26th, 2016 WHY ARE RAVERS FLOCKING TO NORTH KOREA?
	Monday April 25th, 2016 LUNCH TIME OPIUM DENS RATTLE LUNCH TIME RAVE PROMOTERS
	Wednesday April 20th, 2016 FEATURED YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FUN VERMONT BUKKAKE PARTIES ARE
	Tuesday April 19th, 2016 NEW YORK MAYOR: RAVERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEIR TASTE IN MUSIC
	Monday April 18th, 2016 YOU NEED TO EAT AT THIS RAVER RESTAURANT BEFORE YOU DIE
	Friday April 15th, 2016 FEATURED WATCHING ANIME MAKES YOU SMARTER, LESS LIKELY TO GET LAID
	Thursday April 14th, 2016 ARE PRIVILEGE CHECKS THE NEW COAT CHECKS?
	Wednesday April 13th, 2016 CUCKSTEP IS THE NEW PUNK ROCK
	Thursday April 7th, 2016 YIKES! MAN BEATEN TO DEATH FOR ORDERING IPAS AT TORONTO BAR
	Wednesday April 6th, 2016 FEATURED BLOWJOBS FOR TRUMP: A POLITICAL MOVEMENT THAT DOESN'T SUCK
	Tuesday April 5th, 2016 JESUS SIGHTED AT EASTER RAVE IN VANCOUVER
	Friday April 1st, 2016 RAVER EVANGELISTS GO DOOR TO DOOR TO SPREAD PLUR
	Thursday March 31st, 2016 FEATURED IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE: RAVERS LOVE CRYSTAL METH -- AND SO DID NAZIS!
	Tuesday March 29th, 2016 FEATURED THIS BIRTHDAY GANGBANG BUSINESS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
	Monday March 28th, 2016 FEATURED PROSTITUTION ON THE RISE AS DATING SCENE COLLAPSES
	Tuesday March 22nd, 2016 FEATURED LIBERALS TO SEND DELEGATION OF FURRIES TO SYRIA
	Saturday March 5th, 2016 ANAL SEX CIRCLES TO REPLACE DANCING AT SEVERAL MONTREAL CLUBS
	Thursday March 3rd, 2016 FEATURED WHY DO RAVERS HAVE DEMON LIKE TOE NAILS?
	Wednesday March 2nd, 2016 DJ WHO CAN’T STOP BUYING DILDOS HOSPITALIZED
	Tuesday March 1st, 2016 FEATURED ARE ASS PURSES 2016'S ULTIMATE FASHION ACCESSORY?
	Monday February 29th, 2016 FEATURED DJ FLIES ACROSS CONTINENT TO BEAT UP 14 YEAR OLD AUTISTIC GIRL
	Friday February 26th, 2016 FEATURED DOES THE RISE OF ANIME NATIONALISM POSE A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY?
	Thursday February 25th, 2016 MRAS TO HOST RACIST FURY CONVENTION IN MONTREAL
	Wednesday February 24th, 2016 FEATURED PROMOTER BEGINS EVERY DAY BY MASTURBATING TO HIS OWN REFLECTION
	Tuesday February 23rd, 2016 ENGLISH MUSIC CRITICS WANT TO BAN LYRICS THEY FIND OFFENSIVE
	Monday February 22nd, 2016 HEROIN DOUBLES WORK PRODUCTIVITY CLAIMS BUSINESS OWNER
	Thursday February 18th, 2016 FEATURED ADULTS DISMAYED AT GROWING POPULARITY OF PUBE SUITS AMONG TEENS
	Wednesday February 17th, 2016 FEATURED FIGHTING ERUPTS OVER STUDY THAT CLAIMS LISTENING TO EDM MAKES PEOPLE RETARDED
	Tuesday February 16th, 2016 FEATURED HAS BIEBER FEVER GONE TOO FAR?
	Monday February 15th, 2016 POPE OF PSYTRANCE AND PATRIARCH OF DUBSTEP TO HOLD HISTORIC PEACE TALKS
	Sunday February 14th, 2016 FEATURED A QUARTER OF MONTREALERS ARE DATING ANIME BODY PILLOWS
	Friday February 12th, 2016 MONTREAL WILL CELEBRATE 375TH ANNIVERSARY WITH OUTDOOR STRIPPING POLES
	Thursday February 11th, 2016 FEATURED RELATIONSHIP THERAPIST: NARNIA AND CHILL IS THE PERFECT DATE
	Tuesday February 9th, 2016 FEATURED VAPORWAVE ARTISTS MAD THAT THEIR MUSIC IS POPULAR WITH FASCISTS
	Monday February 8th, 2016 FEATURED ARE FUCK ZONES THE NEW FRIEND ZONE?
	Saturday February 6th, 2016 FEATURED WILL LARGE PENIS SYNDROME SPELL THE END OF TECHNO MUSIC?
	Friday January 22nd, 2016 FAT MAN ARRESTED AFTER MOTORBOATING WOMAN TO DEATH
	Wednesday January 20th, 2016 FEATURED RICH FATHER GETS RAVER TOSSED OUT OF COUNTRY
	Monday January 18th, 2016 NAKED MEN IN HIGH HEELS: THE NEXT BIG FASHION TREND?
	Friday January 15th, 2016 FEATURED PROMOTERS LEFT SCRAMBLING AFTER DJ REFUSES TO FLY TO MONTREAL
	Thursday January 14th, 2016 FEATURED GANG OF DERANGED FEMINISTS ARE ROBBING RICH MEN THEY MEET AT CLUBS
	Wednesday January 13th, 2016 FEATURED RAVERS RIOT OVER LACK OF FRIED CHICKEN AT PARTY
	Tuesday January 12th, 2016 RAVERS PROTEST LACK OF GLORY HOLES AT PARTIES
	Monday January 11th, 2016 DEAD BODY WENT UNNOTICED AT RAVE
	Friday January 8th, 2016 FEATURED HARVARD STUDENTS VISIT MONTREAL TO BRAINWASH FRENCH FEMINISTS
	Thursday January 7th, 2016 MONTREAL CLUB LETS YOU PAY WITH NUDES
	Tuesday January 5th, 2016 FEATURED RAVERS DEMAND REFUND AT FREE PARTY
	Thursday December 31st, 2015 FEATURED RAVERS ARE TATTOOING THEIR PENISES SO THAT THEY LOOK LIKE MINIONS
	Wednesday December 30th, 2015 FEATURED PARENTS FAIL TO CURE SON’S CANCER WITH PSYTRANCE
	Tuesday December 29th, 2015 FEATURED MEN WITH MY LITTLE PONY TATTOOS MORE LIKELY TO HAVE BIG COCKS
	Monday December 28th, 2015 FEATURED MONTREAL PROMOTERS DECLARE JANUARY 1ST THE MONTH OF TRUMP
	Friday December 25th, 2015 FEATURED SHOW CANCELLED AFTER SPANISH DJ FORGETS HIS CDS IN BARCELONA
	Thursday December 24th, 2015 FEATURED RAVERS ARRESTED AFTER RAPING PUPPIES
	Wednesday December 23rd, 2015 SPERG FIGHTING CLUB SHOCKS MONTREAL, DELIGHTS TERRIBLE PEOPLE
	Tuesday December 22nd, 2015 FEATURED 2015 WAS THE YEAR OF EATING ASS
	Monday December 21st, 2015 MAN ARRESTED AFTER CUTTING OFF PASSED OUT RAVERS HAND
	Friday December 18th, 2015 FEATURED SURPRISE BABIES MOVEMENT SABOTAGING CONDOMS & PREGNANCY KITS
	Wednesday December 16th, 2015 RAVERS DECLARE WAR ON VENDING MACHINES
	Tuesday December 15th, 2015 FEATURED COMPUTER DUST CLEANER BETTER THAN VIAGRA CLAIMS DRUG ADDICT
	Monday December 14th, 2015 SHOCKING REPORT: 1 OF 5 FEMALE STUDENTS WILL BE RAPED AND MURDERED
	Friday December 11th, 2015 FEATURED 10 YEAR OLD CHILD BEATS UP 43 YEAR OLD CLUB OWNER
	Thursday December 10th, 2015 DESPITE CONTROVERSY, MUSIC FESTIVALS CONTINUE TO IMPRISON DJS
	Wednesday December 9th, 2015 FEATURED MAN ARRESTED AFTER SELLING LAMPSHADE MADE OF RAVER FLESH OVER EBAY
	Tuesday December 8th, 2015 SHOCKING REPORT: MOST MONTREAL STRIPPERS LIVE OFF OF PIGEON MEAT
	Monday December 7th, 2015 WILDLIFE EXPERTS ALARMED AFTER DJ BITES MAN'S EAR OFF
	Thursday December 3rd, 2015 CONTROVERSIAL NIGHTCLUB BANS UNCIRCUMCISED MEN FROM ITS PREMISES
	Wednesday December 2nd, 2015 SCIENTISTS ASK: WHY DO RAVERS SLEEP IN KITTY LITTER?
	Tuesday December 1st, 2015 FEATURED BITCOIN PARTIES A HIT WITH VIRGINS, AUTISTIC LIBERTARIANS
	Monday November 30th, 2015 CRAZY DJ DROPS THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS ON RAVERS IN BIZARRE ATTACK
	Friday November 27th, 2015 FEATURED STUDY: RAVERS ARE MORE RELIGIOUS THAN NON-RAVERS
	Thursday November 26th, 2015 MAN ON LSD ARRESTED AFTER HAVING SEX WITH GARBAGE CAN
	Wednesday November 25th, 2015 RAVE PROMOTERS WANT TO BE PAID IN POGS
	Tuesday November 24th, 2015 MAN CHOKES ON VOMIT AFTER GETTING DRUNK ON VANILLA EXTRACT
	Monday November 23rd, 2015 NEW ERA OF GLOBAL HARMONY DECLARED AFTER TUMBLR USERS SOLVE RACISM
	Saturday November 21st, 2015 FEATURED STATE FUNDED BROTHELS COMING TO MONTREAL SUBURBS
	Monday November 16th, 2015 MONTREAL MAN STILL OBSESSED WITH PARTY HE WENT TO IN 1999
	Friday November 13th, 2015 FEATURED MAN DIVORCES WIFE AND ABANDONS CHILDREN TO BECOME RAVE PROMOTER
	Thursday November 12th, 2015 FEATURED MONTREAL CLUBS WILL ACCEPT POKEMON CARDS IN PLACE OF ID STARTING 2016
	Wednesday November 11th, 2015 FEATURED CONTROVERSIAL THERAPIST RECOMMENDS TAKING LSD WITH YOUR MOM
	Tuesday November 10th, 2015 FEATURED TRUDEAU'S LIBERALS TO REPLACE CANADIAN ANTHEM WITH DEADMAU5 TRACK
	Friday October 30th, 2015 FEATURED HIPSTER HUMAN CENTIPEDE ART SHOW A HIT WITH UNIVERSITY STUDENTS
	Thursday October 29th, 2015 RAVER SURVIVES CAPSIZED BOAT BY USING DEAD FAT KID AS RAFT
	Wednesday October 28th, 2015 DERANGED SERIAL KILLER HAS BEGUN TARGETING MONTREAL PROMOTERS
	Tuesday October 27th, 2015 FEATURED MONTREAL CLUBS TO SPRAY HUMAN BLOOD ON GUESTS THIS HALLOWEEN
	Monday October 26th, 2015 FEATURED FOODIES REJOICE AS RAMEN RAVES COME TO MONTREAL
	Sunday October 25th, 2015 FEATURED PIXIE GIRL HAIRCUTS CAUSE HEART ATTACKS, SEIZURES IN MEN
	Friday October 23rd, 2015 FEATURED STUDY: CANDY BRACELETS MAKE YOU STUPID
	Thursday October 22nd, 2015 FEATURED CAN CLUBBING SOLVE THE SYRIAN REFUGEE CRISIS?
	Wednesday October 21st, 2015 FEATURED CONCORDIA STUDENTS ORGANIZE RAVE CELEBRATING CHARLIE HEBDO MASSACRE
	Tuesday October 20th, 2015 FEATURED SHOULD WE GIVE FOUR YEAR OLDS TINY KID SIZED DILDOS?
	Monday October 19th, 2015 FEATURED STUDY: MAJORITY OF TEENAGE RAVERS GROW UP TO BE HOMELESS VAGABONDS
	Saturday October 17th, 2015 PARTY GOERS REFUSE TO VACATE BURNING CLUB
	Friday October 16th, 2015 FEATURED WAS PSYTRANCE INVENTED BY THE KGB TO DESTROY AMERICA?
	Thursday October 15th, 2015 FEATURED WHY DO MEN WHO LOVE TECHNO MUSIC HAVE SUCH LARGE PENISES?
	Wednesday October 14th, 2015 FEATURED YOUNG MEN ARE GOING CRAZY FOR TRAMP STAMPS
	Tuesday October 13th, 2015 FEATURED MAN WITH HERPES CLAIMS ITS A RAZOR CUT, INFECTS 6 WOMEN AT PARTY
	Monday October 12th, 2015 WHY DO CONSERVATIVES LOVE DUBSTEP?
	Friday October 9th, 2015 FEATURED PSYTRANCE FANS THREATEN TO REVOLT IF CONSERVATIVES ARE RE-ELECTED
	Thursday October 8th, 2015 MAN DROPS ACID IN MONTREAL, WAKES UP LEADING SYRIAN REBEL ARMY
	Wednesday October 7th, 2015 FEATURED HERPES PRIDE MOVEMENT POPULAR WITH MONTREAL PARTY GOERS
	Saturday October 3rd, 2015 CONCORDIA STUDENTS: HOMOSEXUALITY IS MISOGYNISTIC & SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
	Wednesday September 30th, 2015 FEATURED BRONY COMMUNITY PETITIONS U.N HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL FOR PROTECTION
	Tuesday September 29th, 2015 FEATURED BREAK UP PARTIES: ANOTHER SIGN OF WESTERN DECAY?
	Monday September 28th, 2015 MOM DISCOVERS A POUND OF COCAINE IN DOLLAR STORE DOLL
	Friday September 25th, 2015 FEATURED WHY ARE TEENAGERS DYING THEIR ARMPIT HAIR?
	Thursday September 24th, 2015 FEATURED DRUG DEALER SENTENCED TO LIVING IN TORONTO
	Wednesday September 23rd, 2015 FEATURED GLUTEN FREE MARIJUANA A HIT WITH YUPPIES
	Tuesday September 22nd, 2015 FEATURED SHOULD BEING SOBER BE ILLEGAL?
	Monday September 21st, 2015 FEATURED BUTT CREEK FESTIVAL GETS RAVE REVIEWS
	Friday September 18th, 2015 FEATURED ANARCHIST BOOKFAIR HAS BEEN RENAMED THE BOURGEOIS FEMINIST BOOKFAIR
	Thursday September 17th, 2015 BUS DRIVERS TO BE GIVEN MANDATORY VODKA SHOTS BEFORE SHIFTS
	Wednesday September 16th, 2015 FEATURED DJ GIVES UP ON BEING HUMAN, JOINS GOAT HERD
	Tuesday September 15th, 2015 FEATURED STUDY: ANAL SEX IMPROVES HEARING
	Monday September 14th, 2015 POLICE TO REPLACE GUNS WITH RUBBER REPLICAS OF RON JEREMY’S PENIS
	Friday September 11th, 2015 FEATURED PISSING IN YOUR OWN MOUTH: BETTER THAN DANCING?
	Thursday September 10th, 2015 FEATURED ARE UNIVERSITIES PUSSY FARMS?
	Wednesday September 9th, 2015 CLUB GEMSEINS HOSTS SEX TOY SWAP EVENT
	Tuesday September 8th, 2015 FEATURED TILETAMINE: BETTER THAN KETAMINE?
	Monday September 7th, 2015 CONSERVATIVE CUCKOLD PARTIES A HIT WITH LIBERALS
	Friday September 4th, 2015 FEATURED OLD PEOPLE DECLARE WAR ON RAVERS
	Thursday September 3rd, 2015 FEATURED IS METH DATING THE NEW SPEED DATING?
	Wednesday September 2nd, 2015 FEATURED HIT AND RUN PARTIES ARE DRENCHING OUR STREETS WITH PEDESTRIAN BLOOD
	Tuesday September 1st, 2015 FEATURED RAVING: THE SECRET KEY TO RAISING HEALTHY KIDS?
	Monday August 31st, 2015 BARE YOUR BOOTY TO BEARS PARTY ENDS IN TRAGEDY
	Friday August 28th, 2015 FEATURED SHOULD EXPERIMENTING ON RAVERS BE LEGAL?
	Thursday August 27th, 2015 FEATURED STUDY: KIRKLAND IS THE ASSHOLE CAPITAL OF CANADA
	Wednesday August 26th, 2015 MEN ARE CUTTING OFF THEIR PENISES AS GELDING CRAZE SWEEPS AMERICA
	Tuesday August 25th, 2015 PARENTS ANGRY AFTER SCHOOLS OFFER BDSM CLASSES TO 9 YEAR OLDS
	Monday August 24th, 2015 NEON HAIRED CULT MENACES MONTREAL
	Sunday August 23rd, 2015 RAVERS DEVOUR SPOILED RICH KID AT PSYTRANCE EVENT
	Thursday August 20th, 2015 SHOULD BBQS BE ILLEGAL?
	Wednesday August 19th, 2015 FEATURED BANGARAVER APP IS THE UBER OF EASY SEX
	Tuesday August 18th, 2015 FEATURED ROGUE RAVERS DEFECATE ALL OVER MONTREAL GOLF COURSES
	Monday August 17th, 2015 FEATURED TEENS LEARN TO LOVE BDSM AT DUNGEON FURRY PARTIES
	Friday August 14th, 2015 FEATURED EVENT ORGANIZERS REPLACE PORTA POTTIES WITH COMMUNAL PISS BUCKETS
	Wednesday August 12th, 2015 CANADA’S FIRST MOOSE BROTHEL OPENS IN KINGSTON
	Tuesday August 11th, 2015 RAVE PROMOTER WANTS TO PUNISH CELLPHONE USERS
	Monday August 10th, 2015 FEATURED CAN MEDICINAL SEMEN HELP YOU REBOUND FROM MDMA?
	Thursday July 30th, 2015 FEATURED PARTYGOER TRIPS OVER DRUNK MAN, FALLS OUT WINDOW
	Wednesday July 29th, 2015 COULD WRENCH FIGHTING SAVE MONTREAL’S NIGHTLIFE?
	Tuesday July 28th, 2015 KAYAK FULL OF METH DISCOVERED AT CAP SAINT JACQUES
	Monday July 27th, 2015 FEATURED CALIFORNIA BARTENDER CHARGED WITH RAPE AFTER DRUNK LESBIANS HAVE SEX
	Friday July 24th, 2015 FEATURED CONCORDIA STUDENT UNION: DANCING IS PROBLEMATIC AND MUST BE BANNED
	Thursday July 23rd, 2015 FEATURED BIG WOOF’S BOTTLED DOG SALIVA ENERGY DRINK A SMASH SUCCESS WITH TEENS
	Wednesday July 22nd, 2015 FEATURED POPULAR DANCE CLUB NOW SERVES MOULDY BURGERS
	Tuesday July 21st, 2015 FEATURED PROMOTER HIRED HOOKERS TO STALK BUSINESS RIVAL
	Monday July 20th, 2015 FEATURED DANCING PLAGUE STRIKES QUEBEC
	Friday July 17th, 2015 TRAVELING POLYAMOROUS TWIN ORGY COMES TO MONTREAL
	Thursday July 16th, 2015 FEATURED STUDY: GIVING BIRTH IS BETTER THAN TAKING MDMA
	Wednesday July 15th, 2015 FEATURED PROMOTER PAUSES RAVE AT 3AM TO GIVE RAPE CULTURE SEMINAR
	Tuesday July 14th, 2015 FEATURED RELIGIOUS FANATICS, FEMINISTS BLAME EARTHQUAKE ON SKIMPY CLOTHING
	Monday July 13th, 2015 POLICE: STREET GANGS ARE USING RAVER TEETH AS CURRENCY
	Friday July 10th, 2015 FEATURED EDITORIAL: JOURNALISM AND THE PERPETUAL SHAME MACHINE
	Thursday July 9th, 2015 FEATURED DOOR TO DOOR DJS: THE NEXT BIG BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY?
	Wednesday July 8th, 2015 FEATURED MAN PUKES IN BEER GLASS, KEEPS DRINKING
	Tuesday July 7th, 2015 RAVE PROMOTER DIES AFTER CHOKING ON SEAGULL DROPPINGS
	Monday July 6th, 2015 PARTY ERUPTS AT SCENE OF TRIPLE HOMICIDE
	Friday July 3rd, 2015 FEATURED 50 YEAR OLDS ARE THE NEW RAVERS
	Thursday July 2nd, 2015 NAKED INTRUDERS BREAK INTO APARTMENT, START BEAT BOXING
	Wednesday July 1st, 2015 FEATURED DENTISTS ATTRACT NEW CUSTOMERS WITH DRUM & BASS
	Tuesday June 30th, 2015 FEATURED STUDY: MONTREAL CAUSES DRUG ADDICTION
	Monday June 29th, 2015 RAVERS WATERBOARD DJ FOR PLAYING DUBSTEP
	Friday June 26th, 2015 FEATURED GLOVING COMPETITION ENDS IN BRUTAL VIOLENCE
	Thursday June 25th, 2015 GANGS OF MARAUDING GAMERS TERRORIZES MONTREAL
	Wednesday June 24th, 2015 FEATURED 85% OF EDM PRODUCED BY ENSLAVED HOMELESS MEN
	Tuesday June 23rd, 2015 FEATURED ACTIVISTS ANGRY WITH CLUB'S HIGH HEELS ONLY POLICY
	Monday June 22nd, 2015 FEATURED PARACETAMOL CHALLENGE: GOOD IDEA OR GREAT IDEA?
	Friday June 19th, 2015 FEATURED QUEBEC DEVELOPER TO BUILD ANGLOPHONE CONCENTRATION CAMP THEME PARK
	Thursday June 18th, 2015 TEENAGERS ELECTRIFIED BY TASER PARTIES
	Wednesday June 17th, 2015 FEATURED TWELVE MYSTERY BABIES ABANDONED AT RAVE
	Tuesday June 16th, 2015 FEATURED COPS ARREST 84 YEAR OLD MAN FOR PARTYING TOO HARD
	Monday June 15th, 2015 FEATURED BATHROOM DATING SERVICE A HIT WITH CLUBBERS
	Friday June 12th, 2015 FEATURED SHOULD PARENTS BRIBE THEIR CHILDREN WITH COCAINE & BLOWJOBS?
	Thursday June 11th, 2015 FEATURED GROUND PARTIES COME TO MONTREAL
	Wednesday June 10th, 2015 CAN YOU LIVE OFF A DIET OF DUBSTEP AND DESPAIR?
	Tuesday June 9th, 2015 FEATURED BIONIC RAVERS TERRIFY HUMAN PARTY GOERS
	Monday June 8th, 2015 FEATURED DO STRIPPERS AND DJS BELONG AT FUNERALS
	Friday June 5th, 2015 FEATURED CATHEDRAL OF THE GOLDEN PHALLUS WINNING SOULS WITH TECHNO
	Thursday June 4th, 2015 FEATURED FEMINISTS, MEN WITH SMALL PENISES PROTEST 'BIG DICKS BIG TITS' PARTY
	Wednesday June 3rd, 2015 FEATURED EDITORIAL: NOISE IS FOR THE RICH
	Tuesday June 2nd, 2015 FEATURED MYSTERY BALLOONS FULL OF DRUGS DROP DOWN ACROSS MONTREAL
	Monday June 1st, 2015 FEATURED PROMOTERS BAN RAVERS FROM ATTENDING THEIR EVENTS
	Friday May 29th, 2015 FEATURED HOPELESSLY SINGLE? MARRIAGE PARTIES CAN HELP
	Thursday May 28th, 2015 FEATURED DRUG DEALER TURNS VACATION RENTAL INTO METH LAB
	Wednesday May 27th, 2015 FEATURED DJ ARRESTED FOR PLAYING EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING
	Tuesday May 26th, 2015 FEATURED NDP PROPOSES ‘TEMPO TAX’ IN THEIR PLATFORM FOR UPCOMING ELECTION
	Monday May 25th, 2015 FEATURED FUN FLOWS AT MENSES FEST, MONTREAL'S FIRST FREE BLEEDING PARTY
	Friday May 22nd, 2015 FEATURED STUDENTS ARRESTED AFTER SPIKING TEACHER'S COFFEE WITH LSD
	Thursday May 21st, 2015 FEATURED CAN SALAD TOSSING GET YOU HIGH?
	Wednesday May 20th, 2015 FEATURED BOMBSHELL STUDY: 74% OF EDM ENTHUSIASTS HAVE STDs
	Tuesday May 19th, 2015 FEATURED OLYMPIC GYMNAST ATTACKED AT BAR FOR BEING GOOD LOOKING
	Monday May 18th, 2015 FEATURED SEVERAL MONTREAL CLUBS NOW USE WATER CANNONS ON THE HOMELESS
	Friday May 15th, 2015 FEATURED MONTREAL DJS TO UNIONIZE
	Thursday May 14th, 2015 FEATURED HYDRO-QUEBEC EMPLOYEE FIRED FOR PUBLICLY SUPPORTING HAPPY HARDCORE
	Wednesday May 13th, 2015 WOMAN BIT BY PARTY PROMOTER WHILE WALKING DOG
	Tuesday May 12th, 2015 FEATURED PAULINE MAROIS TO PURSUE DJ CAREER?
	Monday May 11th, 2015 RAVER PERFORMS SURGERY ON HIMSELF AFTER TWISTING ANKLE
	Friday May 8th, 2015 TUMBLR TO RENAME ITSELF TO DADDYISSU.ES IN BOLD MARKETING MOVE
	Thursday May 7th, 2015 FEATURED ADULT PRESCHOOL CENTER COMES TO MONTREAL
	Wednesday May 6th, 2015 FEATURED PSYTRANCE PARTY GAVE 17 YEAR OLD PTSD
	Tuesday May 5th, 2015 AFTER BIRTH ABORTION PARTIES A HIT WITH TEENS
	Monday May 4th, 2015 MONTREAL FEDORACORE PARTY ATTRACTS THE M'LADIES
	Friday May 1st, 2015 FEATURED DOZENS INJURED IN RAVER RIOT
	Friday April 24th, 2015 FEATURED BRAWL BREAKS OUT AT CONCERT OVER JAZZ HANDS
	Thursday April 23rd, 2015 DO PURITAN PARTIES PASS THE FUN TEST?
	Wednesday April 22nd, 2015 FEATURED POLICE: BAR FIGHT OVER GAME OF THRONES HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE
	Tuesday April 21st, 2015 RAVERS ARE TERRIBLE IN BED, HERE'S WHY
	Friday April 17th, 2015 FEATURED OREGON OFFICERS TO HAND OUT FREE POT ON 4/20
	Thursday April 16th, 2015 ARE SUPERMARKETS THE NEW RAVES?
	Wednesday April 15th, 2015 RAVERS FREED FROM HUMAN ZOO
	Tuesday April 14th, 2015 ARE CONSERVATIVES HUNTING RAVERS FOR SPORT?
	Monday April 13th, 2015 FEATURED METH LAB PARTY ENDS IN TRAGEDY
	Friday April 10th, 2015 FEATURED TEENAGER POSED AS DOCTOR AT HOSPITAL, GAVE PATIENTS MDMA
	Thursday April 9th, 2015 ARE PRIVILEGE PARTIES THE NEXT BIG THING?
	Wednesday April 8th, 2015 FEATURED ARE RAVERS CARJACKING THE ELDERLY?
	Tuesday April 7th, 2015 FEATURED MOTHER ARRESTED AFTER GIVING TWO YEAR OLD GIRL BATH SALTS
	Monday April 6th, 2015 MULTILEVEL MARKETING FIRM ORGANIZES RAVES TO RECRUIT TEENAGERS
	Friday April 3rd, 2015 FEATURED RAVERS SET FIRE TO MUSIC STORE FOR SELLING INSTRUMENTS
	Thursday April 2nd, 2015 FEATURED WOMAN THROWS USED TAMPON AT DJ
	Wednesday April 1st, 2015 FEATURED ARE YOUR CHILDREN PLAYING SPIN THE NEEDLE?
	Tuesday March 31st, 2015 WOMAN FINDS BAG OF DICKS IN BAR RESTROOM
	Monday March 30th, 2015 DJ IN HIDING AFTER USING DEAD BOYFRIENDS BODY AS A PINATA
	Friday March 27th, 2015 FEATURED DJ DIES WHILE TAKING SELFIE ATOP MONT ROYAL CROSS
	Thursday March 26th, 2015 FEATURED ARE FART PARTIES GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH?
	Wednesday March 25th, 2015 FEATURED CANADIAN DOCTORS CLASSIFY HARDCORE RAVING AS A DISEASE
	Tuesday March 24th, 2015 FEATURED BARTENDER SERVED LAXATIVES TO ANNOYING CUSTOMERS
	Monday March 23rd, 2015 HIPSTERS COMPLAIN AS MURDER PARTIES GO MAINSTREAM
	Friday March 20th, 2015 FEATURED MONTREAL ACTIVISTS WAGE CENSORSHIP CAMPAIGN AGAINST IMMORAL ART
	Wednesday March 18th, 2015 FEATURED CONSERVATIVES LAUD SAUDI EXECUTION OF DJ
	Tuesday March 17th, 2015 FEATURED BAR CHARGES WHITE MEN MORE MONEY FOR BEERS
	Monday March 16th, 2015 FEATURED VIOLENT CLOWNS TERRORIZE MONTREAL
	Friday March 13th, 2015 FEATURED IS FUN TOO MAINSTREAM FOR TODAY'S TEENAGERS?
	Thursday March 12th, 2015 BREAST PARTY ORGANIZER THROWN OFF BRIDGE BY ANGRY PROTESTERS
	Wednesday March 11th, 2015 FEATURED DJ MOVES INTO PROMOTER'S HOUSE WITHOUT TELLING HIM
	Tuesday March 10th, 2015 FEATURED MONTREAL CLUBS TO SEGREGATE DANCE FLOORS
	Monday March 9th, 2015 FEATURED DOZENS DIE AFTER DRONE ATTACKS RAVE
	Friday March 6th, 2015 FEATURED IRONIC NAZI PARTY A HIT WITH UNIVERSITY STUDENTS
	Thursday March 5th, 2015 FEATURED MOM EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATED AFTER SONS STAB EACH OTHER AT RAVE
	Wednesday March 4th, 2015 PARTIES NEED MORE POST-MODERNISM, LESS MUSIC SAY MUSIC REVIEWERS
	Tuesday March 3rd, 2015 FEATURED SCHOOLS BAN NARNIA SERIES IN FIGHT AGAINST LSD
	Sunday January 11th, 2015 LOUD MUSIC CAN MAKE YOU INFERTILE CLAIMS NEW STUDY
	Saturday January 10th, 2015 THE 4 PERKS OF BEING A MONTREAL DJ
	Friday January 9th, 2015 TICKETS FOR BALL PIT RAVE COSTS $500, YOUR DIGNITY
	Thursday January 8th, 2015 PROFESSIONAL BOOMBOX POSSEE WANTED
	Tuesday January 6th, 2015 FEATURED ARE OFFICE RAVES A GOOD IDEA?
	Saturday September 27th, 2014 FEATURED DON'T WANT TO PARTY WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND? FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH!
	Thursday September 25th, 2014 FEATURED SHOULD YOU TAKE THE FIRE CHALLENGE?
	Sunday September 21st, 2014 BILL 193 PASSES: MONTREAL CLUBS TO INSTITUTE RANDOM CAVITY CHECKS
	Saturday September 6th, 2014 FEATURED WOMAN FALLS INTO SHARK TANK AT OCEAN THEMED RAVE
	Wednesday September 3rd, 2014 BANG-A-DJ PARTIES A HIT WITH FEMINISTS
	Tuesday September 2nd, 2014 MOST EDM FANS ARE VIOLENT CRIMINALS ACCORDING TO NEW SURVEY
	Monday September 1st, 2014 FEATURED PREGNANCY PARTIES: REAL MENACE OR MONEY MAKING OUTRAGE MACHINE?
	Friday August 29th, 2014 FEATURED GERMANY TO LAUNCH THE WORLD'S FIRST CANNIBALISM RAVE
	Thursday August 28th, 2014 UNIVERSITIES TO OFFER DEGREES IN TWERKING, GRINDING AND LIQUID DANCING
	Wednesday August 27th, 2014 FEATURED NEW LAW IN WAKANDISTAN PUNISHES RAVING WITH DEATH
	Tuesday August 26th, 2014 FEATURED TAXIDERMIED RAVER MUSEUM STIRS UP CONTROVERSY
	Monday August 25th, 2014 FEATURED RAVE IS NOW A GENDER SAYS UNIVERSITY STUDENT
	Friday August 22nd, 2014 FEATURED 5 REASONS YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF DUBSTEP
	Thursday August 21st, 2014 FEATURED SHOULD RAVERS COLONIZE THE MOON?
	Monday August 18th, 2014 FEATURED BOB MARLEY PICTURES HYPNOTIZE WHITE CHILDREN INTO DEALING DRUGS
	Friday August 15th, 2014 FEATURED PRISON WARDEN SPARKS FURY AFTER LETTING INMATES THROW RAVE
	Thursday August 14th, 2014 FEATURED SEWER DWELLING RAVERS HALT CONSTRUCTION REPAIRS
	Thursday August 7th, 2014 ARE TRAMPOLINE RAVES A BAD IDEA?
	Monday August 4th, 2014 DOZENS OF RAVERS DROWN AFTER PARTY BOAT SINKS
	Thursday July 31st, 2014 YOUNG PEOPLE LOVE ICEBERGING PARTIES
	Wednesday July 30th, 2014 HUNDREDS INJURED AFTER BEEKEEPER ATTACKS RAVE
	Thursday July 24th, 2014 FEATURED ARE GIMP MASKS THE NEW MUST HAVE RAVER ACCESSORY?
	Wednesday July 23rd, 2014 FEATURED DOCTORS WARN PEOPLE NOT TO SNORT CONDOMS
	Tuesday July 22nd, 2014 FEATURED TIRED OF FOREPLAY, PROMOTER THROWS NAKED RAVES
	Monday July 21st, 2014 FEATURED KNIFE THROWING FAD ALARMS POLITICIANS AS DOZENS OF RAVERS ARRESTED
	Friday July 18th, 2014 FEATURED WORLDWIDE UPROAR AFTER PROMOTER ORGANIZES SUICIDE RAVE
	Thursday July 17th, 2014 FEATURED TEENAGE BOY ANGRY THAT PEOPLE DON'T SHARE HIS TASTE IN MUSIC
	Tuesday July 15th, 2014 FEATURED LARPERS GO ON RAMPAGE AFTER TAKING LSD
	Friday July 11th, 2014 FEATURED RAVES GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH SAY SCIENTISTS
	Tuesday July 8th, 2014 FEATURED DJ HAS HAND AMPUTATED AFTER PUNCHING COMPUTER MONITOR IN RAGE
	Monday July 7th, 2014 FEATURED RAVERS SHOULDN'T BRUSH THEIR TEETH WITH COMET SAYS DENTIST
	Friday July 4th, 2014 TEENAGERS PLAY SOCCER WITH DJ'S DECAPITATED HEAD
	Thursday July 3rd, 2014 FEATURED THE AVERAGE RAVER IS NOW 40 YEARS OLD CLAIMS NEW STUDY
	Wednesday July 2nd, 2014 FEATURED MAN TRAVELS WORLD THROWING RAVES IN WARZONES
	Tuesday July 1st, 2014 AYN RAND INSPIRED RAVE SHUT DOWN BY ANTI-POVERTY ACTIVISTS
	Monday June 30th, 2014 FEATURED RAVER IN FURRY OUTFIT SHOT BY HUNTERS
	Friday June 27th, 2014 DRUNK RAVER PISSES ON HIS MOTHER'S FACE
	Thursday June 26th, 2014 FEATURED PROMOTER ARRESTED AFTER SETTING DOG ON FIRE
	Wednesday June 25th, 2014 MAN ARRESTED IN POTTED MARIJUANA MURDER SPREE
	Tuesday June 24th, 2014 FEATURED ANTI-DRUG CRUSADER BUSTED FOR RUNNING DRUG RING
	Monday June 23rd, 2014 ELEVATOR RAVES FRUSTRATE THE RICH AS CLASS WAR COMES TO MONTREAL
	Friday June 20th, 2014 FEATURED PSYTRANCE SCENE IN UPROAR AFTER UNFLATTERING DOCUMENTARY RELEASED
	Thursday June 19th, 2014 FEATURED MYRAVE IS AN UBER LIKE APP THAT BRINGS PARTIES TO YOUR DOOR
	Wednesday June 18th, 2014 FEATURED HAPPY HARDCORE KARAOKE TAKES MONTREAL BY STORM
	Tuesday June 17th, 2014 FEATURED UNLIKELY RAVER FASHION ACCESSORIES CONTINUE TO SAVE LIVES
	Thursday June 12th, 2014 FIVE AWFUL RAVER FADS
	Thursday May 22nd, 2014 FEATURED PISSING YOUR PANTS THE LATEST RAVER FAD SAYS NEW SURVEY
	Wednesday May 21st, 2014 NEW INVENTION MAKES CLUBS SAFER BY ELECTROCUTING CREEPY MEN
	Friday May 16th, 2014 POISONED POUTINE KILLS PARTY PROMOTER
	Thursday May 15th, 2014 FEATURED POLICE TELL RAVER NOT TO SHOW HIS GAPING ANUS TO STRANGERS
	Tuesday May 13th, 2014 RAVERS WANT TO SECEDE FROM SOCIETY, GO THEIR OWN WAY
	Friday May 9th, 2014 FEATURED IS PARTYING ALL NIGHT THE KEY TO FINANCIAL SUCCESS?
	Thursday May 8th, 2014 FEATURED MASTURBATING RAVERS OUTRAGE MONTREAL RESIDENTS
	Tuesday April 22nd, 2014 CAN ATTENDING BURNING MAN CURE YOU OF AIDS?
	Monday April 21st, 2014 TOP TEN OLD SCHOOL RAVER FACTS
	Friday April 18th, 2014 FEATURED STUDY SHOWS THAT MARIJUANA USERS ARE MORE LIKELY TO RAPE THE ELDERLY
	Thursday April 17th, 2014 FEATURED CHILDREN SHOULDN'T SNORT ROCKETS, SAY DOCTORS
	Tuesday April 15th, 2014 FEATURED LOCAL RAVERS BAFFLED BY THEIR CONTINUED EXISTENCE
	Monday April 14th, 2014 FEATURED LEAKED DOCUMENTS PROVE THAT MOBY IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF UKRAINE
	Thursday April 10th, 2014 FEATURED HIGH BPM SONGS CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE, SAY SCIENTISTS
	Wednesday April 9th, 2014 GOVERNMENT PASSES THE MEN'S RIGHT TO LOVE ACT
	Tuesday April 8th, 2014 MONTREAL PROMOTER ARRESTED FOR HAVING TOO MUCH SWAG
	Monday April 7th, 2014 FEATURED SHOULD EXPECTANT MOTHERS TAKE CRACK COCAINE?
	Friday April 4th, 2014 FEATURED DJ MAKES $100,000 FOR PRESSING PLAY BUTTON
	Friday November 29th, 2013 FEATURED LONG-TERM SPEAKER-HUGGING MAY LEAD TO INTESTINAL DAMAGE
	Thursday November 28th, 2013 DJ TIME-SLOT FEUD ENDS IN THE DRUG RELATED DEATH OF TWO LOCAL DJS
	Wednesday November 27th, 2013 FEATURED CHURCH TO SIGN FIRST EVER MULTI-YEAR CONTRACT WITH RAVE PROMOTER
	Tuesday November 26th, 2013 SUDDEN METH SURPLUS BLAMED FOR DRAMATIC RISE IN LOCAL DEALERS
	Monday November 25th, 2013 POTENT BATCH OF DMT RESULTS IN BIZARRE STRING OF DEATHS
	Friday November 22nd, 2013 FEATURED BLIND RAVER DISCOVERED TO HAVE UNIQUE ECHO-LOCATING BAT SENSES
	Thursday November 21st, 2013 FEATURED USBJ'S NOW OUTNUMBER TRADITIONAL VINYL AND CD JOCKEYS
	Wednesday November 20th, 2013 FEATURED RAVE COUCHES TO BLAME FOR RISE IN RAVER-SCABIES
	Tuesday November 19th, 2013 TAIL GRAFTING: THE NEWEST FASHION TREND TO HIT THE RAVE SCENE
	Monday November 18th, 2013 WEBMASTER UNVEILS CONTROVERSIAL RAVE SIMULATOR FOR OCULUS RIFT
	Friday November 15th, 2013 FEATURED NEXT LEVEL UNDERCOVER PROGRAM UNCOVERED BY LOCAL RAVER
	Wednesday November 13th, 2013 FEATURED ADVANCED HERPES EPIDEMIC BREAKS OUT IN MONTREAL RAVE SCENE
	Monday October 21st, 2013 FEATURED FEDORA SHOP HELPS SINGLE MEN FIND LOVE
	Friday October 18th, 2013 FANNY PACKS MAKE A COMEBACK
	Wednesday October 16th, 2013 TOOTHLESS PARTY PROMOTER DENIES BITING OFF MAN'S PENIS AT TAMTAMS
	Monday October 14th, 2013 NEW LAW MAKES PAUL ANKA MANDATORY LISTENING FOR ABORTION SEEKERS
	Friday October 11th, 2013 SHIRTCOCKING TAKES MONTREAL BY STORM
	Wednesday October 9th, 2013 FEATURED COFFEE ENEMAS HELP RAVERS STAY UP ALL NIGHT
	Thursday June 20th, 2013 COOKING OIL ISN'T A BOTOX SUBSTITUTE WARNS DERMATOLOGIST
	Wednesday June 19th, 2013 TWO-WAY MIRROR IN WOMAN'S BATHROOM LEADS TO ARREST
	Tuesday June 18th, 2013 FEATURED CINNAMON CHALLENGE SENDS RAVER TO EMERGENCY ROOM
	Monday June 17th, 2013 RAPING BABIES DOESN'T CURE AIDS SAYS LOCAL DOCTOR
	Friday June 14th, 2013 MONTREALER LOSES LEFT BUTTOCK WHILE PARTYING IN AUSTRALIA
	Thursday June 13th, 2013 PHANTOM SNUGGLER CONTINUES TO ELUDE POLICE
	Wednesday June 12th, 2013 FEATURED AYAHUASCA CULT HITS THE PARTY CIRCUIT
	Tuesday June 11th, 2013 HIGH ON VOMIT: A NEW LOW FOR MONTREAL'S PARTY SCENE
	Monday June 10th, 2013 FEATURED RAVER DIES AFTER GETTING HEAD STUCK IN EMPTY DORITOS BAG
	Thursday May 30th, 2013 FEATURED ANGRY MAN CHASES RAVERS OUT FROM HIS APARTMENT USING AJAX SPRAY
	Tuesday May 28th, 2013 FEATURED MASTURBATION PARTY LESS CREEPY THAN RAVES, SAYS 19 YEAR OLD GIRL
	Monday May 27th, 2013 MONTREALERS GO WILD FOR DJ BATTLE ROYALS
	Thursday May 23rd, 2013 FEATURED MAN PREFERS LIVING IN SEX DUNGEON TO LIVING WITH PSYTRANCE PROMOTER
	Tuesday May 21st, 2013 MAN TRAPPED IN TOPPLED PORTA-POTTY AT OUTDOOR PSYTRANCE PARTY
	Monday May 20th, 2013 FEATURED RAVERS DECLARE SUNDAYS "I HATE MOTHER EARTH DAY"
	Thursday April 25th, 2013 SHY DJ TRANSFORMED INTO CONFIDENT SELF-HELP GURU THANKS TO ALCOHOL
	Wednesday April 17th, 2013 FEATURED NARCISSIST BELIEVES ALL STORIES ON SATIRICAL NEWS SITE ARE ABOUT HIM
	Tuesday April 16th, 2013 PARTY BUS CRASHES INTO RETIREMENT HOME
	Friday April 12th, 2013 FEATURED YOLO KILLER STRIKES AGAIN
	Thursday April 11th, 2013 FEATURED DUBSTEP PROMOTER KILLS SON FOR HAVING SMALL PENIS
	Wednesday April 10th, 2013 POLICE ASK RAVERS TO STOP SETTING PEOPLE ON FIRE
	Tuesday April 9th, 2013 FEATURED RAVER SEWS NAGGING GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH SHUT
	Monday April 8th, 2013 FEATURED RAVER WANTS TO OUTLAW GLASS DOORS AFTER WALKING INTO ONE
	Friday April 5th, 2013 FEATURED PIMPS ON THE PROWL FOR PROSTITUTES AT LE CUL PERCÉ
	Thursday April 4th, 2013 FEATURED NEEDLE PARTIES ENDANGER THE PUBLIC HEALTH SAYS COUNCILLOR
	Wednesday April 3rd, 2013 FEATURED POTHEADS BLINDED AFTER USING POISONED VISINE
	Tuesday April 2nd, 2013 FEATURED RAVER CARRIES MISCARRIED FETUS AROUND IN PURSE
	Monday April 1st, 2013 FEATURED WOMAN TRAPS MAN IN ROOM BY SITTING ON HIM
	Friday March 29th, 2013 FEATURED SELF-MUTILATING RAVERS WORRY LOCAL PSYCHIATRIST
	Thursday March 28th, 2013 BDSM CLUB ACCUSED OF SEXISM IN KOSHER HUMAN TOILET SPAT
	Tuesday March 26th, 2013 USED CONDOMS: DELICIOUS PARTY SNACK OR HEALTH HAZARD?
	Monday March 25th, 2013 FEATURED GIVING YOUR DOG COCAINE NOT A GOOD IDEA SAYS VETERINARIAN
	Friday March 22nd, 2013 FEATURED HIGH ON GOD AND CRYSTAL METH
	Friday March 15th, 2013 SWOLE PRIDE: BODY BUILDERS FIGHT BACK AGAINST HARASSMENT
	Wednesday March 13th, 2013 FEATURED GONE WITH THE WIND
	Tuesday March 12th, 2013 FEATURED RAVE PROMOTER GETS GOUT
	Monday March 11th, 2013 SUBURBAN RAVE PROMOTER ROBS THE HOMELESS
	Thursday March 7th, 2013 NITZHONOT PROMOTER ATTACKS GIRLFRIEND'S BOSS AT WORK PARTY
	Wednesday March 6th, 2013 FEATURED TOOTHPASTE: THE NEW GATEWAY DRUG?
	Tuesday March 5th, 2013 DREADLOCK BANDITS STRIKE AGAIN
	Monday March 4th, 2013 FEATURED ROTTING RAVERS STINK UP THE CITY AS KROKODIL EPIDEMIC HITS MONTREAL
	Monday February 25th, 2013 FEATURED CHURCH PARTIES MAKE A COMEBACK
	Thursday February 7th, 2013 ALBUM SALES SKYROCKET AFTER PSYTRANCE DJ CUTS OFF AND EATS HAND
	Tuesday February 5th, 2013 SHOCKER! DUBSTEP PROMOTER LEAD GUN SMUGGLING RING
	Friday January 25th, 2013 MONTREAL TEACHER FIRED OVER NIGHTCLUB RECRUITMENT AND DRUG SCANDAL
	Thursday January 24th, 2013 FEATURED BAGEL HEADS INVADE MONTREAL
	Wednesday January 23rd, 2013 VEGAN ACTIVIST FACE-STOMPS RAVER FOR EATING HAMBURGER
	Tuesday January 22nd, 2013 FEATURED WOMAN SHITS ON DANCE FLOOR, KEEPS DANCING
	Monday January 21st, 2013 FEATURED "I HAVE SUPERPOWERS!" CLAIMS DRUG ADDLED RAVER AT FUNERAL
	Wednesday January 16th, 2013 MASTURBATING MAN CHASES DJ DOWN ST-LAURENT
	Tuesday January 15th, 2013 FEATURED MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN? PROMOTERS AND HOOKERS FORM BUSINESS ALLIANCE
	Thursday January 10th, 2013 TRAUMATIZED RAVER DISCOVERS EX-BOYFRIEND LIVING IN HER ATTIC
	Wednesday January 9th, 2013 FEATURED MONTREAL'S METH AND TATTOO PROBLEM
	Tuesday January 8th, 2013 FEATURED VAGINA COLA CLEANSES: DO THEY PREVENT STDs? RAVERS AIM TO FIND OUT!
	Monday January 7th, 2013 GOTHIC RAVER BITES STREET PERFORMER IN GRUESOME ATTACK
	Friday November 2nd, 2012 FEATURED CYBERPUNK IS CONVINCED HE IS STUCK IN A 1980s DYSTOPIAN UNIVERSE
	Thursday November 1st, 2012 FEATURED ATTACK OF THE PSY BROS
	Sunday October 21st, 2012 ANGRY NEIGHBOR ATTACKS STONED RAVERS
	Saturday October 20th, 2012 FEATURED LAUNDRY CARD HACKING A BIG HIT WITH RAVERS
	Wednesday October 17th, 2012 RAVER MAYOR TO TRANSFORM SMALL TOWN INTO PARTY MECCA
	Saturday October 13th, 2012 PROMOTER CHARGED WITH ANIMAL CRUELTY IN BIZARRE BESTIALITY CASE
	Friday October 12th, 2012 RAVER ALMOST DIES AFTER BEING ASSAULTED WITH TOMATO SANDWICH
	Thursday October 11th, 2012 FEATURED HOMELESS MAN HIGH-JACKS DJ BOOTH, PROMOTER DOESN'T CARE
	Wednesday October 10th, 2012 MURDERER CALLS FOR MUSICAL HOLY WAR
	Friday October 5th, 2012 FEATURED KETAMINE STILL BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH SUGGESTS LATEST SCIENTIFIC STUDY
	Thursday October 4th, 2012 DELUSIONAL METH ADDICT ATTACKS NURSES WITH DIRTY FORK
	Saturday September 29th, 2012 RAVER HAS WONDERFUL DATE WITH TERRIFIED MAN
	Friday September 28th, 2012 FEATURED SMARTPHONES ARE THE NEW GLOWSTICKS
	Thursday September 27th, 2012 RAVER RETURNS HOME AFTER BEING LOST IN FOREST FOR A WEEK
	Wednesday September 26th, 2012 FEATURED ROCK COLLECTING RAVER SEDUCES WOMEN WITH GEOLOGY
	Tuesday September 25th, 2012 PARTIERS PUMMEL WHISTLE SALESMAN
	Monday September 24th, 2012 FEATURED MYSTERY DRUG PARTIES ARE THE NEXT BIG THING
	Friday September 21st, 2012 FEATURED BUSTED: RAVER SLAVERS ARRESTED IN HORRIFYING HUMAN TRAFFICKING CASE
	Thursday September 20th, 2012 FEATURED RAVER MAKES MILLIONS WITH SUBSCRIPTION DRUG SERVICE
	Wednesday September 19th, 2012 ABUSIVE METH DEALER IS A GOOD PERSON CLAIMS EX-GIRLFRIEND
	Tuesday September 18th, 2012 FEATURED RAVERS IN DEEP SHIT THANKS TO ANGRY FARMER
	Monday September 17th, 2012 DUBSTEP PROMOTER SWIPES CASHBOX AT RIVAL RAVE
	Sunday September 16th, 2012 FEATURED RAVERS AND PUNKS BRAWL OVER PORN T-SHIRT
	Saturday September 15th, 2012 RAVER HAS SEX FOR $25 HEADPHONES AND A HAMBURGER
	Friday September 14th, 2012 FEATURED BIKERS BREAK DRUG DEALER'S FINGERS
	Thursday September 13th, 2012 FAKE ROCKSTAR PAYS PHOTOGRAPHERS TO FOLLOW HIM
	Wednesday September 12th, 2012 FEATURED FREE PARTIES: ARE THEY REALLY FREE?
	Tuesday September 11th, 2012 FEATURED POT GROWER BARRICADES RENTAL PROPERTY
	Monday September 10th, 2012 WHEN JUNGLISTS ATTACK
	Friday September 7th, 2012 FEATURED BED BUG INVASION
	Thursday September 6th, 2012 FEATURED HOMELESS DJ GETS $500 HAIRCUT
	Wednesday September 5th, 2012 THE WARLOCK
	Tuesday September 4th, 2012 FEATURED PHOTOGRAPHER FLEES MONTREAL
	Monday September 3rd, 2012 WHEN BEES ATTACK
	Friday August 31st, 2012 FEATURED WE SLASH TIRES
	Thursday August 30th, 2012 PUKE HUGS
	Wednesday August 29th, 2012 CRACKPAD CLEAN-UP BRAWL
	Tuesday August 28th, 2012 ROOF-TOP RAVER
	Thursday August 23rd, 2012 FEATURED GHOSBUSTED
	Wednesday August 22nd, 2012 FEATURED THE GROADIE GRAFFITI GANG
	Tuesday August 21st, 2012 FEATURED RAVER CAMPS
	Friday June 8th, 2012 FEATURED THE SCENE GIRL
	Friday December 30th, 2011 RAVE-OCALYPSE NOW
	Wednesday November 30th, 2011 ARE VAGINA CUPCAKES THE PERFECT RAVER SNACK?
	Tuesday November 29th, 2011 FEATURED KIDS ARE UNITED
	Monday November 28th, 2011 STAGE FRIGHT
	Saturday November 26th, 2011 BLACK FACE RAVES
	Friday November 25th, 2011 THE NASTY NIPPLED RAVER
	Thursday November 24th, 2011 FEATURED FULLY DISFUNCTIONAL
	Wednesday November 23rd, 2011 FEATURED PAY TO PLAY
	Tuesday November 22nd, 2011 FEATURED RAVER PORN BUST
	Monday November 21st, 2011 JESUS CHRIST RUINS BIRTHDAY PARTY
	Sunday November 20th, 2011 RAVER ATTACKS LOVE RIVAL WITH KNIFE
	Saturday November 19th, 2011 HE'S STILL OUT THERE
	Friday November 18th, 2011 ORGY, INTERRUPTED
	Thursday November 17th, 2011 FEATURED HE FOUND REAL LOVE AFTER QUITTING DRUGS
	Wednesday November 16th, 2011 FEATURED GRAVE ROBBING RAVERS PILLAGE MONTREAL CEMETERIES
	Wednesday August 31st, 2011 FEATURED COPS AND RAVERS
	Wednesday August 24th, 2011 R BOYS
	Tuesday August 16th, 2011 I-RAVER
	Monday August 15th, 2011 NEXT-GEN AND THE HOLOGRAMS
	Friday August 12th, 2011 LEVEL UP!
	Thursday August 11th, 2011 FEATURED BE POSITIVE
	Wednesday August 10th, 2011 FEATURED UP YOUR NOSE
	Tuesday August 9th, 2011 FEATURED N00B WARS
	Friday July 15th, 2011 ALL-DRESSED KITCHEN NIGHTMARE
	Thursday July 14th, 2011 THING-AMA-BOB
	Wednesday July 13th, 2011 GAS CAN BANDITS
	Friday December 24th, 2010 FALLEN SLEUTHING VILLAIN
	Thursday December 23rd, 2010 PLUR OR DIE
	Wednesday December 22nd, 2010 FEATURED FIRE IN THE SKY
	Tuesday December 21st, 2010 JOURNEY THROUGH THE SNOW
	Monday December 20th, 2010 THE BROTHERS IN HAND
	Sunday December 19th, 2010 SPIRIT WALKER
	Saturday December 18th, 2010 STAR-CROSSED LOVERS
	Friday December 17th, 2010 WASHROOMS ARE FOR CHUMPS
	Thursday December 16th, 2010 FOOT MEETS BALLS
	Wednesday December 15th, 2010 FEATURED SLUDGE BUZZ
	Tuesday December 14th, 2010 THE IMMORTAL RAVER
	Monday December 13th, 2010 FEATURED SPEED FREAK
	Sunday December 12th, 2010 RAVER HAREM
	Saturday December 11th, 2010 CRISPY RAVER
	Friday December 10th, 2010 FEATURED PIZZA PIE HIGH
	Thursday December 9th, 2010 RAVER PIMP
	Wednesday December 8th, 2010 FOOTBALL WITH A TWIST
	Tuesday December 7th, 2010 GANG WAR
	Monday December 6th, 2010 PAPA'S VAN
	Sunday December 5th, 2010 FEATURED LIKE TAKING MONEY FROM A COKEHEAD
	Saturday December 4th, 2010 RAVER SAVIOR
	Friday December 3rd, 2010 RACIST COPS
	Thursday December 2nd, 2010 GLOW STICK DISASTER
	Wednesday December 1st, 2010 FEATURED RAVERS EAT THE DEAD
	Tuesday November 30th, 2010 FEATURED PIZZA FIGHT
	Monday November 29th, 2010 ROYAL RAVE
	Sunday November 28th, 2010 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CANDY, LITTLE GIRL?
	Saturday November 27th, 2010 CAUGHT AT THE CAP
	Friday November 26th, 2010 SATAN HAS A BABY
	Thursday November 25th, 2010 HOT PUSSY
	Wednesday November 24th, 2010 TREASURE IN THE ATTIC
	Tuesday November 23rd, 2010 RAVER RIOT
	Monday November 22nd, 2010 CONFIDENCE MAN
	Sunday November 21st, 2010 BAD MEDICINE
	Saturday November 20th, 2010 RAVER DEVIRGINATOR
	Friday November 19th, 2010 RAVE PHOTO FIGHT
	Thursday November 18th, 2010 THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR
	Wednesday November 17th, 2010 FEATURED RAVE RELIGION
	Tuesday November 16th, 2010 FEATURED RECYCLED VEGETABLES
	Monday November 15th, 2010 OFF WITH HIS HEAD
	Sunday November 14th, 2010 THE DISGUSTING DIY DILDO
	Saturday November 13th, 2010 FEATURED PMA HITS MONTREAL
	Friday November 12th, 2010 THE PARTY POLICE
	Thursday November 11th, 2010 BERRI BANGERS
	Wednesday November 10th, 2010 LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR
	Tuesday November 9th, 2010 TRUSTAFARIAN SMACKDOWN
	Monday November 8th, 2010 FEATURED MORNING PISS
	Sunday November 7th, 2010 FEATURED DANCES WITH ERECTIONS
	Saturday November 6th, 2010 A BAD DATE
	Friday November 5th, 2010 HE LIKES BITCHES
	Thursday November 4th, 2010 PIMP FIGHT
	Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 THE TURD AVENGER
	Tuesday November 2nd, 2010 DJ GLORY HOLE
	Monday November 1st, 2010 THE CROOKED PROMOTER
	Sunday October 31st, 2010 FEATURED THE RAVER CODE
	Saturday October 30th, 2010 BRITISH TEENAGER BANNED FROM RAVING
	Friday October 29th, 2010 THE TRAVELING CORPSE
	Thursday October 28th, 2010 THE STONED ENGINEER
	Wednesday October 27th, 2010 THE ACID COLA INCIDENT
	Tuesday October 26th, 2010 FEATURED THE WAY OF METH
	Monday October 25th, 2010 FEATURED RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
	Sunday October 24th, 2010 THE DEADLY SHOT
	Saturday October 23rd, 2010 MONTREAL CHIKAN MOVEMENT
	Friday October 22nd, 2010 MASSIVE RAVES INVADE AMERICA: SKINNY PEOPLE BEWARE!
	Thursday October 21st, 2010 DRINKING & FONDLING
	Wednesday October 20th, 2010 BABIES SHOULDN'T RAVE
	Tuesday October 19th, 2010 THE ALIEN HATES TED
	Monday October 18th, 2010 FEATURED THE JABBER GANG
	Sunday October 17th, 2010 THE VODKA TAMPON
	Saturday October 16th, 2010 FEATURED RAVING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
	Friday October 15th, 2010 FEATURED THE OUTBREAK
	Thursday October 14th, 2010 IT'S RAINING RAVERS
	Wednesday October 13th, 2010 FEATURED THE GRAB BAG GAME
	Tuesday October 12th, 2010 I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE
	Monday October 11th, 2010 THE LAUGHING PRINCE
	Sunday October 10th, 2010 FEATURED CAUGHT FUCKING IN AN ALLEYWAY
	Saturday October 9th, 2010 HAD HIS GF DELIVER TO BAD DUDES
	Friday October 8th, 2010 RELIGIOUS RAVERS
	Thursday October 7th, 2010 FEATURED THE PICK UP ARTIST
	Wednesday October 6th, 2010 WILL FUCK FOR CO
	Tuesday October 5th, 2010 CROOKED COPS
	Monday October 4th, 2010 THE DJ AND THE BABYSITTER
	Sunday October 3rd, 2010 FEATURED PHAT PANTS STREAKER
	Saturday October 2nd, 2010 THE CREEPY VJ
	Friday October 1st, 2010 THE WET T-SHIRT GANGSTER