A furor has erupted in a Montreal North community after it was revealed that nine teenage girls from a local high school were all impregnated by the same man. The girls in question met this chronic inseminator through the rave scene. This mama-making machine was a fixture at the hardcore parties they attended, and he invested a considerable amount of his time and money in wooing them.

He had plenty of both because his parents are stinking filthy rich. He's twenty four years old, and hasn't worked a day in his life. He'll never need to. He's the sole heir to a small textile empire, and was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. His upbringing has been eccentric, to say the least. He hasn't had a lot of experience with being rejected, scolded, or attacked, and is utterly baffled at all the negative attention that his sperm giving ways has attracted.

Our young father of nine spent several years in Japan growing up. During his time in the land of the rising sun, he was introduced to the glory of Japanese girl bands. He was especially fixated on Morning Musume, a massive group that features a rotating cast of talented young women. He started dreaming of having sex with all of them and as the years went by, his fantasies became more and more extreme. Eventually, he decided he wanted to bring these fantasies into the real world. He knew he was never going to bed an entire Japanese girl band, but that didn't mean he couldn't get the next best thing: a harem of young Canadian beauties.

He started scheming and plotting. When he was twenty years old, he decided he wanted to build a polygamous commune in the Eastern Townships. He bought the land where this commune would be built on his twenty first birthday, the day he gained full access to the trust fund his parents had set up for him. He spent the next several years scouting out for the perfect women.

Problems kept plaguing him. The women that he seduced never seemed to stick around. They certainly didn't seem like they wanted to be part of a harem. His solution to these difficulties was two fold -- he would start pursuing young teenage girls, since he believed them to be far easier to seduce. He would also impregnate them, which would guarantee that they would form a long lasting bond with him.

His plan was a success. He found some young, naive little thing, and won them over with his good looks, charming ways, and exciting lifestyle. He'd have the girls introduce him to their friends, and then convince them over drinks that they should join his harem. Apparently, his sales pitch worked.

The girls are adamant about their desire to stay with their raver sex god, though their parents are less than pleased with that idea. Raverboy, meanwhile, has escaped to Vanuatu, where he was originally born. He was raised in Montreal, and considers the city home, but he's willing to make a new life in the bucolic Pacific Island nation. The country has never signed an extradition treaty with Canada, which means if the state decides to charge him with statutory rape, there's not much they'll be able to do. He's safe as long as he stays put.

And that's his trump card: once the girls turn 18, he says he'll pay to bring them and their children to Vanuatu. Unless the state clearly states they won't pursue him, all nine families are going to lose contact with their daughters and their grand children. He might have lost his dream of starting a harem in Quebec, but starting one in the Pacific sounds a heck of a lot better. That's probably why he thinks all the rage and legal threats sent his way might have been the best thing that ever happened to him.